goys n birls, optimist interested in everything and everybody, lets plain wrap get to know him better. this is the thirty-seventh installment of plain wrap’s interview series in which plain wrap interviews all its facebook friends. thank you goys n birls.

1. Tell us about yourself?

1. 65% Oxygen, 18% Carbon, 10% Hydrogen, 3% Nitrogen, 1.5% Calcium. Then another 1.5% Phosphorus, Potassium, Sulphur, Sodium, Chlorine, Magnesium, Iron, Silicon, Fluorine, Iodine and Manganese. That leaves 2% pure Optimist.

2. Have you read any good books lately?

2. Getting Lost is Part of the Journey by Steve Blame. Only released in German so far it should be out in English next year. I loved it. It changed my life. I married the author.

3. Why did you leave your last job?

3. I worked in a bar. He spoke. I spoke. He shouted. I shouted. I left. He stayed. I’m working in another bar.

4. What have you done to improve your knowledge in the last year?

4. The only way to have new ideas is to be interested in everything and everybody. Input is output. It’s that simple. Without input there is no reason to live.

love,
dennis

5. Tell us about the most fun you have had in life?

5. I was travelling in Kashmir, India. I was changing planes. A north Kashmiri general talked to me. We drank a coffee together. He called one of his soldiers over and asked him to take me through security. Security takes place in open topped cubicles in Kashmir. The general continued to look at me the whole time I was in the cubicle. The soldier asked me to empty my pockets. I placed my wallet and a magazine I was holding on a shelf. Out of sight of the general, the soldier took the magazine and flicked through. It was a gay magazine. The soldier looked shocked. I asked him if he had a problem with what he saw. He told me he did. The general continued to smile over at me, oblivious to the situation. I didn’t know what to do. I was scared. I smiled back at the general hoping he might help. The soldier then got out his cell phone. “I’ve got a bigger cock than him”, he said, looking at the pictures in the magazine, then showing me a photo of his cock. His problem wasn’t the magazine, it was the size of the models. “Mine would be a great pleasure for you”, he said. I looked up at the general not knowing what to expect next. The general heard what the soldier had said. He interjected, “We try and please everyone in Kashmir”. I decided it was time to leave before I found out what he really meant.